TurkeyOnAStick's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[The start of something]

What's another word for "Nothing interesting"

I love it when people make some random squiggle in Apophysis, or some similar program,
Think, "Fuck it, I'll upload it to the art portal."
and try to post some vague crap in the author's comment, like, "Use your imagination!", "There's something in the void!", or in this case, "This is the beginning!"

Not deep.
No way clever.
Total shit.

Zolen responds:

Never used Astrophysics(in fact this is the first time I have head of it), I made this using a mix of pain program to plan form and gimp to add detail. All Authors comment was, was a bad joke, lower comment to past commenter is just simply the way I type at times, there is no aim for "deep" of "clever" in it. It just is.

Hm, yet it seems like you attempted to bother me or insult me in some meaningless way. Regardless, I would request that you point to something less vague if you attempt is criticism. Mine was aimed to be vague what about yours?

Understand I am not that good a artist, so while this may look like worthless squiggling, it was not as easy as that to make it as it may seem to be to you.

Please don't try misunderstand anything I say as a insult, just try not to assume as it seem was the reason for your main negativity. (if you wish to reply do so in PM)

[Matsumoto Picture Request]

Meh

The colour's are quite nice, but that pose looks really uncomfortable. I think you should consider using a reference if you want to go for an adventurous pose again.

The pic itself: popular anime sex bomb with legs wide apart? Cheap, naff art.

amyrenee responds:

Yeah I agree with you I think I rushed her body and really didnt consider the comfort of her pose, it looks awkward haha. :D thank you for your review.

[Reve's Weather Chart]

Mm.

Light intensity?

You could put ANYTHING there and just say "yup, more of that makes her boobs grow".

Whilst the artist's drawing skill is good, this pic is yet another bland anime pic about boobs.

Jcdr responds:

I get your point there, but it's what I like to draw :/

[Abstract Bio]

Nothing constructive ...

Keep up the awesome work, Kamikaye.

Kamikaye responds:

thx, Im on it ;)

[Remember Me?]

Happy Anniversary

Your art (when filled with Guro, Scat, & all other manners of crazy shit) is pretty awesome, too!

(scatman doesn't like scat?)

TheShadling responds:

Youre awesome X)

[Shite Comic cover]

Gosh golly

Some splendid tom-foolery, what what

TheShadling responds:

Haha what what now? YOure the man Turkey!

[Saw Bitch Ragebot]

eep

Epic job man; really like the axial layout coupled with the "halos", and the colours running from hot to cold.

Kamikaye responds:

Thx :D woho someone noticed !

[Ling Xiunyou]

You what?

Nudity to boost score?
Either you're just echoing what the guy a few reviews down said, or you're a tool.

Think suwako said it perfectly, but it looks like you'd rather be blinded by dumb praise.

I'm quite frankly surprised this piece of guff came from a guy with decent submissions.

Tombstoned666 responds:

yeah i know.............yeah i am echoing and yeah i am a tool
and nudity does boost score on this site!!( tool ) fo shaw
suwako did say it perfectly im not blinded.. although i do like dumb praise
cheers for the review XD

[Robot Day '10: Peace]

Yup

Yeah, I agree with Rananas. Tne linework and shading is great, and I was looking forward to what you're going to produce. I really like the mottled brown colours you've used as well. Now I think of it, the bobots in the back remind me of Goya.

However, it's pretty difficult to distinguish the body of the robot and the bird from the surroundings, simply because there's not enough contrast. Nae's solution is about right.

Also it's very difficult for robots to connvey emotion, since their features don't move. However, you've done a great job with the pose on this one!

Fifty-50 responds:

Yay! Thanks for the review, Toas! I really appreciate your advice! Because it's really rare for anyone to review my art, especially mods.

[PM-Secretary Nano V.01c]

Great stuff

The plate edging is fabulous, but I'm in love with your simple palette on this one, particularly round the head.

I'll prob request an art trade from you soonish.

BizarroJoe responds:

Gosh, just give me a hug, Turkey... <3
In both two Art Trades I've done until now, I've had a lot of troubles thinking about what should I request to my partner, as silly as it may sound! But, in your case, I know exactly what to ask from you since a loooong time ago...
Drive safely!