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    Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - May 25th, 2011


    Copy/pastried from here.

    Hello.

    On the first Friday of every month, the art forum have a special event called "FLOOD THE PORTAL FRIDAY", okey dokey.

    What's Flood the Portal Friday, you enquire?
    The idea is to swamp the art portal with the same thumbnail, with pics based on the same theme, right at the same time. This is not a competition, it's just a bit of dumb fun.

    If you're still unclear about what it's about, check out the previous months:
    ftpf01 ftpf02 ftpf03 ftpf04 ftpf05
    ftpf06 ftpf07 ftpf08

    The Rules?
    - Make sure the thumbnail of your pic is EXACTLY the one shown below. Don't make it blue, don't flip it, don't change the text, don't do anything! That's meant to be the icon that will Flood the Portal! You can change it later on or remove it, after 24 hours have gone.
    - You can either work the thumbnail into the pic, or just dump the thumbnail in the corner, whatever you want.
    - Feel free to make as many pictures as you wish, so long as they're not shite.
    - Don't upload it early, it's gotta be a FLOOD of pics on the FRIDAY! If you can't do the submission time, then you shouldn't really join. Unless you fancy drawing something, of course.
    - If it's early, an art mod will delete it. Art mods are lame.
    - You are expected to give a decent review to the other submissions for this flood. We`re not gonna enforce this, but it`s good sportsmanship if you do.

    ...
    ===THE IMPORTANT STUFF===
    The theme for the ninth flood is GODS.That's right, flipping GODS.
    The theme can be as literal or loosely interpreted as you want, so long as you include the thumbnail.

    Tag your submission(s) with "ftpf09", so we can look back at them in the future.

    The ninth flood will begin on the 3RD OF JUNE AT 6PM NEWGROUNDS TIME, and the thumbnail can be downloaded here.

    EDIT: whoops forgot pic.

    Flood The (Art) Portal Friday 9: Gods


    Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - February 23rd, 2011


    ... or I'll punch you in a dream.

    Hello.
    : copys and pastes the forum thread ...

    On the first Friday of every month, the art forum have a special event called the FLOOD THE PORTAL FRIDAY, aight.

    What's Flood the Portal Friday, you ask?
    The idea is to swamp the art portal with the same thumbnail, with pics based on the same theme, right at the same time. This is not a competition, it's just a bit of dumb fun.

    If you're still unclear about what it's about, check out the previous months:
    ftpf01
    ftpf02
    ftpf03
    ftpf04
    ftpf05

    The Rules?
    - Make sure the thumbnail of your pic is EXACTLY the one shown below. Don't make it a pic of J-Qb getting throttled, don't flip it, don't change the text, don't do anything! That's meant to be the icon that's Flood the Portal! You can change it later on or remove it, after 24 hours have gone.
    - You can either work the thumbnail into the pic, or just dump the thumbnail in the corner, whatever you want.
    - Feel free to make as many pictures as you wish, so long as they're not shite.
    - Don't upload it early, it's gotta be a FLOOD of pics on the FRIDAY! If you can't do the submission time, then you shouldn't really join. Unless you fancy drawing something, of course.
    - If it's early, an art mod will delete it. Art mods are total dickholes.
    - You are expected to give a decent review to the other submissions for this flood. We`re not gonna enforce this, but it`s good sportsmanship if you do.

    The theme for the sixth flood is GREEN.
    That's right, GREEN.
    The theme can be as literal or loosely interpreted as you want, so long as you include the thumbnail.

    Tag your submission(s) with "ftpf06", so we can look back at them in the future.

    The sixth flood will begin on the 4TH OF MARCH AT 6PM NEWGROUNDS TIME, and the thumbnail can be downloaded here.

    ... and the art forum thread can be found here. :)

    Join Flood The (Art) Portal Friday #6 ...


    Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - January 31st, 2011


    ... or I'll put crumbs in your bed.

    Hello.
    On the first Friday of every month, the art forum have a special event called the FLOOD THE PORTAL FRIDAY, yes.

    What's Flood the Portal Friday, you ask?
    The idea is to swamp the art portal with the same thumbnail, with pics based on the same theme, right at the same time. This is not a competition, it's just a bit of dumb fun. You can post WIPs and banter and shit in this thread, as well as some links to your art portal entries.

    If you're still unclear about what it's about, check out the previous months:
    ftpf01
    ftpf02
    ftpf03
    ftpf04

    The Rules?
    - Make sure the thumbnail of your pic is EXACTLY the one shown below. Don't make it green, don't flip it, don't change the text, don't do anything! That's meant to be the icon that's Flood the Portal! You can change it later on or remove it, after 24 hours have gone.
    - You can either work the thumbnail into the pic, or just dump the thumbnail in the corner, whatever you want.
    - Feel free to make as many pictures as you wish, so long as they're not shite.
    - Don't upload it early, it's gotta be a FLOOD of pics on the FRIDAY! If you can't do the submission time, then you shouldn't really join. Unless you fancy drawing something, of course.
    - If it's early, an art mod will delete it. Art mods are knobheads.
    - You are expected to give a decent review to the other submissions for this flood. We`re not gonna enforce this, but it`s good sportsmanship if you do.

    The theme for the fifth flood is BUNNIES. The theme can be as literal or loosely interpreted as you want, so long as you include the thumbnail.

    Tag your submission(s) with "ftpf05", so we can look back at them in the future.

    The fifth flood will begin on the 4TH OF FEBRUARY AT 6PM NEWGROUNDS TIME, and the thumbnail can be downloaded here.

    I asked J-qb to make the art forum thread for me, because I'm useless.

    Join Flood The (Art) Portal Friday #5 ...


    Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - December 3rd, 2010


    Yup.


    Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - June 3rd, 2010


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    Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - April 19th, 2010


    Hello.

    On front page to tell you guys about the Pico Day 2010 Art Contest over in the art forum!
    The theme is NEWGROUNDS THROUGH THE AGES!
    The art thread, along with details not covered here, can be found by following this link.

    It's all about drawing one of your favourite Newgrounds character/s in a different historic period!
    Examples:
    Draw a picture where a Newgrounds character is in a different historic period.
    Examples of this could be
    - P-Bot as a knight in the middle ages,
    - Alien Hominid being a new romantic,
    - Dad 'n' me in dinosaur form
    - Pico 1000 years in the future.

    Totally peeeeeeeeeasy theme.

    PRIZES:
    1st Place: $50 in store credit OR cash
    2nd Place: $40 in store credit OR cash
    3rd Place: $30 in store credit OR cash
    4th Place: $20 in store credit OR cash
    5th Place: $10 in store credit OR cash

    The deadline for the contest is the 30th of April 2010, at 10:00am!

    So get cracking!

    ================================

    ... whilst I'm pimping out art forum contests, don't forget to check out the
    NEWGROUNDS HIP HOP ART COMPETITION!
    Dedicated to hip-hop art that follows an 80s-early 90s theme.

    PRIZES:
    1st Place: $50 in store credit OR cash
    2nd Place: $40 in store credit OR cash
    3rd Place: $30 in store credit OR cash

    ... THE HELL ARE YOU READING THIS STILL? Join the contests, you fool!

    Official Pico Day '10 Art Contest


    Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - February 24th, 2010


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    Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - October 26th, 2009


    Nothing new.


    Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - August 22nd, 2009


    uggh!

    Something that appealingly creeps me out


    Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - May 18th, 2009


    Hi chums.

    Wooo I want to paint