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Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - June 4th, 2012


Hello,

The Mature & Adult Art Flood and contest is running
Check out the entries by using the MAAM search tag, you filthy beggars.

(Make sure you have the Adult filter turned on!)

There's a few unscouted that you can find in the art forum thread, too.

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While you're there, throw down some reviews, too!

The two best reviewers win $20 worth of NG store items, each.
For more info, check out the art forum thread.

Huzzah! God save the Queen!

M&A Flood underway / Review Contest STARTING!!


Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - June 2nd, 2012


Hello,

Just letting you know that the M&A Monday Flood Contest deadline is drawing near!
The Flood submission time is 6:00PM EST (11:00PM GMT) on the 4th of June 2012.
The contest deadline is 11:59pm EST on the 6th of June 2012, although I recommend you aim for the Flood submission time!

As a refresher of the prizes, they are:
- $40 worth of items from the NG store to the best artist.
- $40 worth of items from the NG store to the second best artist.

Also there will be prizes given to the best reviewers on the M&A entries. These are:
- $20 worth of store items to the best Reviewer.
- $20 worth of store items to the next best Reviewer.

More details about the Flood can be found in the art forum thread.

Adult Art Contest almost ending / Review contest soon


Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - May 19th, 2012


Hello,

Just letting you know that the M&A Monday Flood Contest has had its prize pool DOUBLED!
Hot piss.

Ornery has offered to double the existing prizes. They are now:

- $40 worth of items from the NG store to the best artist.
- $40 worth of items from the NG store to the second best artist.
- $20 worth of store items to the best Reviewer.
- $20 worth of store items to the next best Reviewer.

The Flood submission time is 6:00PM EST (11:00PM GMT) on the 4th of June 2012.
The contest deadline is 11:59pm EST on the 6th of June 2012, although I recommend you aim for the Flood submission time!

More details about the Flood, the judging and what we're looking for can be found in the art forum thread.

Draw Tits and Win - **$120 worth of prizes**


Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - May 15th, 2012


Hello.

(copy and pasted from this art forum thread, cos I'm a lazy git).

This newspost is all about M&A Monday!!!

What's M&A Monday?
The idea is to flood the portal on the same day with the same thumbnail, right at the same time, just like the Friday Floods that have ran in the past.
The difference with this one is that the flood will be made up of Mature (M) & Adult (A) rated nudes. Bums, boobies, willies and minges, it's all good.
This activity is created to encourage artists to be less snobbish of gratuitous nudity and get to grips with anatomy and flesh, while promoting helpful feedback from the reviewers. For this reason, I've decided to run the Flood like a competition, and give out prizes to the best illustrations and reviewers!

Rules for Artists
- Make sure the thumbnail of your pic is EXACTLY the one shown below. Don't make it green, don't flip it, don't change the text, don't do anything! That's meant to be the icon that'll Flood the Portal. You can change or remove it after 24 hours.
- For best results, you can put the thumbnail outside the main image or in the corner, or you could somehow work it into your image. It's up to you.
- No Everyone or Teen rated pics, you prude. Don't miscategorise, either!
- Even though Mature and Adult rated stuff also consists of violent and taboo subjects, only nudey pics will be eligible for the contest.
- Feel free to make as many pictures as you wish, so long as they're not shite.
- Don't upload it early, it's gotta be a FLOOD of pics on the MONDAY! If you can't do the submission time, then you can upload it afterwards (please note the contest deadline, however).
- If it's early, an art mod will delete it. Art mods are total dickholes.

Rules for Reviewers
- Review as many of the entries as you can/want.
- Here's some links that can help you provide encouraging and helpful feedback:
Art101's Critiquing Guide
Fro's Guide to Reviewing

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2 Artists will win up to $20 worth of items from the NG store.
2 Reviewers will win up to $10 worth of items from the NG store.
All prizes exclude shipping (hooray)!
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Winners will be chosen by me, since it's my store credit!
For the artists, I'm open minded to all sorts of illustrations, so I'll aim to give the prizes to the two pics that stand out for their originality, technical ability and content.
For the reviewers I'll be looking at their knack for constructive criticism, the number of reviews they make, and their ability to not come across as a total bell-end.

The Flood submission time is6:00PM EST (11:00PM GMT) on the 4th of June 2012.
The contest deadline is 11:59pm EST on the 6th of June 2012, although I recommend you aim for the Flood submission time!

Tag your pics MAAM so that they can be tracked down easily. If you're not scouted, you can post a link to your submission(s) in this thread.

Here's the thumbnail, good luck!

M&A Monday Flood!!! **ART & REVIEW contest**


Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - February 6th, 2012


But I'm gonna hold it in 'til the redesign launches.


Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - September 16th, 2011


Hello, this is a c&p pf this thread here.

This is the final round for the AVAT tournament.
The "Artist Versus Artist Tournament" tournament.

This round is dedicated to the final five competitors:
Civilized-Apocalypse, (1 2 3)
J-Qb, (1 2 3)
Morthagg, (1 2 3)
Nekow, (1 2 3)
& uncleporkchop (1 2 3)
I strongly recommend you check out the previous submissions, since they're all brilliant and demonstrates a refreshing variety of different styles.

What is the theme for the final round?
Dreams
Hopefully this topic allows you to create your own challenges, and yield some extra-creative results.

The judges are:
Jomillex, LegolaSS, Big-Jonny-13, lovingthedark, TurkeyOnAStick, SketchyEntertainment, Ornery, Luis and Hyptosis.

The deadline for submissions is 11:59pm Wednesday the 28th of September, Newgrounds time (GMT -4).
That's (just under) two weeks!
Late submissions will not be counted (but I'll give my scout's honour that I'll send some reminders halfway through and 2 days before the end).

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If you upload your entry to the art portal, please tag 'AVAT04' in your submission to make the art searches even easier.
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Cheers for all the great entries and, as always, the best of luck to you all!

AVAT Art Forum FINAL ROUND


Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - August 19th, 2011


Hello, this is a copy and paste of this thread, here:

This is the third and penultimate round of the AVAT tournament, for the following participants:
Flowers10, Kuoke, Nekow, J-qb, Aigis, Civilized-Apocalypse, ThePsychoSheep, uncleporkchop, orathio89, Re2deemer, Morthagg and ImpendingRiot

What is the theme for round 3?
Alien Attack!

Take the theme, and expand on it! So long as the end pic is associated with the words "Alien" and "Attack", you're a-OK! Any further queries can be made within this thread.

The top 5 people will continue to the final round. There are only 5 prizes available, so the winners of this round are guaranteed a prize.

The judges are:
TurkeyOnAStick, Jomillex, LegolaSS, Big-Jonny-13, S0LK, SketchyEntertainment, Ornery, Luis and Hyptosis

These 9 judges may also review some of your pieces in the art portal, if they have the time.

The deadline for submissions is 11:59pm Saturday the 3rd of September, Newgrounds time.
That's two weeks!
Late submissions will not be counted (This tournament has taken long enough already!)

Please finish and submit it early, so you can be chilled out for the remaining period!

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If you upload your entry to the art portal, please tag 'AVAT03' in your submission to make the art searches even easier.
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Best of luck to you all!

The start of AVAT: Art Round 3!


Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - July 19th, 2011


Hewwo.

If you've qualified Round 1, come join in on Round 2 of the AVAT Art Tournament, over in the Art Forum.

The theme for the second round is MEDIEVAL,
but feel free to adapt the theme for your own purposes.

For more info, check out the thread.

Here's a vid of some thick thighed fitties* dancing.

* women may or may not be aesthetically pleasing to some viewers at various hours of day, sobriety or sexual desperation.


Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - June 29th, 2011


If you've signed up for it, GO GO GO!


Posted by TurkeyOnAStick - June 21st, 2011


Hello.

Just a reminder to the guys who signed up for the "Artist Vs. Artist - Art Forum" that there are 10 more days to go!

NOTE: NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE ANIMATION AVAT!

The theme for the first round is Robots - so it's a perfect chance to crap something out for the upcoming Robot Day Art Contest, as well.

Submit your entries to the submission thread, and/or upload to the Art Portal and tag it "AVAT".

Don't worry if you want to finish it off a bit more for Robot Day, just submit your progress to date in the art thread.

If you have a query, send a PM to the contest organiser SketchyEntertainment, since I have no hands.

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Also:
LUIS' ROBOT DAY FIGURINE CONTEST
If you can't be buggered to draw something, but want to paint a model instead, click the link above ;)

10 more days of AVAT - Art Forum 1st Round