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TurkeyOnAStick
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Not Josh @TurkeyOnAStick

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5 years already? Soon it will start going into its "why?" phase, so watch out!

Haha :)

I'll try to do both. : )

Tofu wiggling silly atop a stick too (I'll aim to contribute a zany idea… gooo NGs!)?:D

i would do the first option if my first artwork here wasnt soo...
guess i'll have to think of something for the second option

merry christmas!

a remake of the first thing I posted in the art portal eh? sounds like fun

This sounds really fun. I'll try to make something special for the 5th anniversary. :)

thats a great idea, and I love your I-Bot very cute

Alright then, time to recount that embarrassing part of my art portal past.

Badass idea Turkey!

weren't mine!
Amaranthus came up with it, and some top brass thought it worked

good idea sir!

tho...what should i upload in case i DONT have a first-time submission?
(im sorry but i mainly focused in flash/reviews, so yeah...im kinda not good in the art portal field)

ALSO!
when should i submit my art, if any?

Something celebratory for the day would work. I-Bot kicking arse, etc.
and it'd be perfect at any time on the 18th of June :)

Last night I checked my HD archives and yeah, apparently as late as 2009 the Art Portal (as we know it) was born... I thought it popped up a few years before that :\ In any case, I'll keep the date in mind, and try my hand at some Hunter S. Thompson inspired work. "Anniversary"

Sounds like fun!

LUL, "SIR"

My contribution to this day is me actually submitting something to the art portal.

To bad its shit though.

WHATS THE PRIZE IF I WIN?

I'm going to fuck you up.

That's not the prize btw, that's a promise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This event would've been sweet, had it been on the NG Calendar :\ It sucks when Tom misses things like this. Hopefully I'll have something to add, even though I'm not scouted, it should show up in a search if tagged artportal5, correct? Or did that get changed back?

fuck my eyes

Don't you scorn me for using adblock, you cunt. You'd be singin a different tune if you weren't so busy workin for THE MAN. You probably thought that the fruity hot chik backgrounds for the site were a good idea as well. I'm gonna strangle you and dig my nails in deep while I'm doin it.