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FUCKING AGGRON FUCKING AGGRON

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 25, 2012

Holy Christ I've never been so convinced by a Pokemon flash in my entire life.
[tosses Tyranitar Pokeball in the bin]

(Great writing and voice acting btw)


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Rock 'N' Load Rock 'N' Load

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars January 22, 2012

Urf

I'm normally Ok with shooters, but I can't play this anymore.

Apart from being frustrating with the number of points lost if you lose a balloon (not to mention the ones you miss gaining at the end of the level),
I am sure that if I don't get an epileptic fit from the tier 3 spread gun, I'll get one from the whizzing scenery/falling bodies of Stage 2.

Graphic look good, and it's a decent game, but sorry, this shooter ain't for me.


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Outpost:Haven Outpost:Haven

Rated 5 / 5 stars January 20, 2012

Yup.

Just wanted to give you some credit to the amount of responses you're giving to all your reviewers, that's some decent dedication. Keep your spirits up, and don't let some of these reviewers get you down.

I've noticed people have been giving you a lot more comments about the gameplay than other Flash games - maybe they're being critical because you don't often see games of this calibre in Flash format.

Even though I've stopped going for the "The Daddy" medal, I'm still loving the Spawn levels. I'm not one for shooters, but I do enjoy the pace, the story and the atmosphere of this game. I had to complete it again on Kong so I could get reacquianted with the Owlmen story (plus earn some medals and complete the storyline mode once again).

Loving the game, looking forward to the additions in the sequel, and when the NG calendar comes round again I'm probably going to enter with some fan-art of this game.


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Squize responds:

Thanks mate, just when my desire to try and support the game was starting to fade ( There are only so many 3/4 reviews you can read before wondering why the hell I'm not just working on the next game ).

"The Daddy" medal has got to be such a grind, it's only really in there as there needs to be some reward for the challenges, but I don't honestly expect anyone to get it.

Your mention of fan art has got Lux ( The artist ) all happy, me too actually :)

Thanks again.


A Chicken's Life A Chicken's Life

Rated 2 / 5 stars January 18, 2012

LOL

LOL MINECRAFT
LOL ZELDA
LOL ARROW IN KNEE
LOL NO



Epic Pie Time Epic Pie Time

Rated 2 / 5 stars January 8, 2012

meh.

Same as Epic Cupcake time:
Popularity based on MLP and Epic Meal time,
with comedy reliant on swearing.

Except this Flash is a platform for shifting dodgy merch, as well as an advert to your site halfway through the cartoon.

Animation's good, I'll credit you for that.


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Phoenix Wrong: CF 4 Phoenix Wrong: CF 4

Rated 1 / 5 stars January 4, 2012

This Phoenix shouldn't rise again.

This is horribly obvious, but:
- The sound clips are ripped from television shows.
- The sprites are ripped from games.

There's nothing original or skillful about this Flash, and sticking Phoenix Wright characters over it does not make the original TV show clip any funnier.

I'm thankful this PW trend is finally dying out. Looking back 5 years ago, this would get 4.00+ scores.


fusion-of-flash responds:

Okay


Skyrim Is Epic Skyrim Is Epic

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 16, 2011

Hilarious flash, yo

I've deducted one star off of your score for every "Arrow in the knee" joke in this movie.



Earn to Die Earn to Die

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars November 25, 2011

To Phobotech:

Don't forget that once the hero has ran out of fuel,
he has to push his car back to the start.

In a zombie filled wasteland.

Apart from the storyline (the gaping plotholes make it brilliant), the game is a formulaic launch game. It's a shame there's no variety in the gameplay, nor with the vehicle selection. I gave up when I realised I couldn't revert to my pimped up mini.



Jurassic Tard Jurassic Tard

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 15, 2011

Oh gosh

It deserves a multiple viewing for the triceratops scene alone.

Loved it.



DK Arcade Returns 2 DK Arcade Returns 2

Rated 2 / 5 stars October 26, 2011

You've recreated another existing game

Originality is dead.


LilDwarf responds:

Lol I never aimed at being original, isn't that obvious? :P