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Illuminati Xmas Collab now Out!

2014-12-23 19:55:38 by TurkeyOnAStick

Things to do:

  • B̶u̶y̶ ̶C̶h̶r̶i̶s̶t̶m̶a̶s̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶s̶e̶n̶t̶s̶
  • P̶u̶b̶l̶i̶s̶h̶ ̶I̶l̶l̶u̶m̶i̶n̶a̶t̶i̶ ̶C̶o̶l̶l̶a̶b̶
  • Have fun

While I figure out how to do the hardest thing on my Xmas list, why don't you check out the Illuminati Collab.

It's got some Christmassy stuff in it made by loads of Newgrounds artists, some Illuminati references and you can reward yourself with a bunch of medals, too.


P.S. Here's the music from credits of "The Raccoons".



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2014-12-23 20:06:49

Great, now I'm seeing the All Seeing Eye everywhere. Once you start looking, you see their influence... beware the lummnynutty.

TurkeyOnAStick responds:

You lumdynumpty


2014-12-25 17:25:30

I thought you did an excellent job tweaking the submitted works (for the game aspect of the collab), certainly hope no one got ruffled feathers, as you seemed to incorporate the clickables quite carefully. Merry Christmas good sir!

TurkeyOnAStick responds:

Merry Christmas to you, too!


2014-12-26 23:50:12

1) I've been informed that you are a practicing satanist.
2) Never make an attempt to assasinate my character again.
3) You know absolutely nothing of my history, and whatever your Belgian buddy says is nothing but misplaced here-say.
4) Learn to take a joke. I'm a registered Democrat and the Illuminati was disbanded years ago. Look it up.
5) Your artwork is still nothing but tripe. Learn to paint or do something worthwhile before you try to fuck with somebody who puts their soul into their work.

(Updated ) TurkeyOnAStick responds:

Haha hello crazy person. Yes, I'm sure the voices in your head call me a satanist.

I don't need to assassinate your character, since you do a fantastic job doing it to yourself.
For example, here's a recent newspost you made:
In it, you
- are completely ignorant of other religions that celebrate around this time of year, and
- insinuate that people who disagree with you are retarded.

"Learn to take a joke" is a bit ironic coming from a guy getting his knickers in a twist about an Illuminati-Christmas project.

And lastly, you claim you place "heart-and-soul" in your work, yet you are remorseless about crapping over a Flash project that has taken two months to make.


You call yourself a Christian, but you bear no Christian values. You're dirt, and I wipe my hands of you.


2014-12-27 13:36:59

I wanted to say I appreciate and agree with your response to my comment, and yes! I'm having a good Christmas, and I hope yours has been good, too. ;)

Whoa, whoa, hold the phone - you're not having FUN??? UNACCEPTABLE.

(Happy New Year, though to you and yours.)

TurkeyOnAStick responds:

Haha thanks :) I like it when people dump their thoughts in the review section.
Likewise, have a good New Year!


2014-12-27 14:57:08

Not sure why people get butt hurt over the dumbest thing on the internet. Seriously, I'm Christian I never get offended by people mocking my religion. In fact, I welcome jokes because it brings a fresh new light to my perspective. We shouldn't burn people at the stake because they do not agree with our ideas. In the end all we have is each other and we should learn to appreciate one another. Sorry I went off on a tangent. Will you be posting an answer key for the Illuminati Collab ?

TurkeyOnAStick responds:

I don't see how the Flash offends Christianity personally, since it is based on Illuminati conspiracies and the theorists.

But there are some people who say "I am offended by this, and because I am a Christian that makes you Evil". It's a weird escalation of the seriousness of the situation, yet an inability to explain why it is bad for society. It's stake-burning behaviour, and I'm surprised there are Christians who think like this.

I'll never be posting an answer key, sorry, since I don't think it's my duty (only to make the game workable and doesn't take the piss too much). Looking at your medals, I would say that there is never more than one skull per card, and that the hardest Eyes (imo) are in Psychosheep, Mavruda and Lintire's cards.

Hope you're having a good Christmas break, too!


2014-12-28 12:11:38

So, is next year going to be Festivus themed?

TurkeyOnAStick responds:

Honestly, I don't have any plans to make a collab next year. Christmas collabs require the majority of work to be done ahead of schedule (i.e. Christmas day), and the past 3-4 years of collab have mostly been a worry about whether things will come in on time, and getting the presentation stuff completed,

I loved the Christmas worm collab, and this year's one has been surprisingly successful, but I otherwise feel that the build up to MY Christmas seems very brief since I am trying to get this stuff done.


2014-12-28 14:27:18



2015-03-11 13:48:59

Whoa I forgot you do art. This collab looks ace tho

TurkeyOnAStick responds:

You forgot I do art? Fuck.


2015-04-23 17:27:04

knew you'd bring the winecooler thing up, you hateful bastard. you really do hold a grudge don't you

TurkeyOnAStick responds:

I'll tolerate your wine cooler if you store stuff like cola or milk in it.
Or panda pops.


2015-04-23 18:49:40

those things need to be stored in something that's fridge-temperature, like for example some sort of fridge

the panda pops were about a penny when i was a child. what are they now? more i bet. typical.


2015-06-14 16:14:37

david mitchell is shit and your sig gives me the hatred

TurkeyOnAStick responds:

typical robert webb fan scum


2015-11-24 19:12:16

Will there be a xmas collab this year?

TurkeyOnAStick responds:



2015-12-15 08:54:03

There will be some nice game. like last year for christmas?
(I know you won't make a game now)


2016-01-03 11:16:53

How's it going, Toas?


2016-03-19 14:38:39
How dare you ban the lesser fortunate just because you drown in pusi

TurkeyOnAStick responds:

Oh crap I've been doing stuff again


2016-04-01 15:06:07

are you still mad at me for watching mrs brown's boys

TurkeyOnAStick responds:



2016-04-01 15:56:19

i'm watching it tonight while eating crisps and drinking pepsi
whatchu gonna do about it willis

TurkeyOnAStick responds:

Get mad.


2016-07-29 06:22:15

Are you ever going to have that "fun" part done? :(

TurkeyOnAStick responds:

Oh god, no.


2016-09-15 03:51:18

'sup man?

It's been awhile <3


2016-09-15 04:28:39

Praise be to turkey for not only being in the VG forum but actually locking a strongbad thread


2016-11-24 18:59:30

Are you still Turkeyonastick?

TurkeyOnAStick responds:

Yeah I am now, flea, thanks.


2017-03-18 12:41:33

thats some bad music